Do-gooder Ditty Pack
Heyo! Want some stickers for yourself? A friend? Both?...alrighty then just add 2 ditty packs. Might as well throw in a double-side print guitar pick while we're at it. If you're a player, score! If not, tell us to drill a hole in it, add it to your key chain.
Best part? Just send us a buck twenty-six for being such a do-gooder and sticking us to your stuff. That'll be price INCLUSIVE of shipping. After all, stickers are promotion, aren't they? We should be thankful you aren't charging us for them.